Friday, 22 April 2011

Shameless unity of Politicians against "Anna Hazare and Company"

Its so surprising  but not unexpected , suddenly so many allegations are coming up against from all politicians against Anna Hazare and company .

A shameless Kapil Sibbal threats public that you would have to come to politicians for gas cylinder , Jan lok pal bill won't help.  Such a clear blackmail and threat to public and no one said anything. I want to ask if everything work fine then who need politicians reference to get Gas cylinder. Jan lokpal bill certainly help to make the things straight .
The fear behind this is if no one need politicians for reference then who will vote to a moron politician of his creed or caste simply eligibility will become the criteria to elect politicians.

Another great conclusion of  BJP and Congress statements .. Bill is theoretically passed  as BJP + Congress strength is more than 2/3 in parliament.

BJP says they will support Jan lokpal bill if it will be present in parliament .

One  of the Congress MLA said , congress want to do the same Anna helped congress to work on this bill. And if sonia Gandhi really supports Anna then obviously every congress will have to vote in favor of it.

And one last questions if  Digvijay singh , Amar Singh and all other leaders were aware of Shanti bhushan , Kejriwal , Hengde wrong deeds then why didn't they come up with charges earlier.

Don't get distracted dudes ... Shanti Bhushan , Kejriwal ,  Hendge and Anna present company if far better than a committing headed by Likes of Sharad Pawar ,   Kapil Sibbal and Manmohan itself. 

 Don't get fooled by the divide and rule policy of UPA government . They are showing all signs of British  business man who enslaved india , Pakistani intruders..

Few Politicians of congress and alias (Count BJP also , On this they are secretly hand in hand with Congress) 
speaking in favor of Jan lokpal bill and few of them attacking on Anna Hazzare team . They are using all tactics taught by Chanakya to destroy the alliance of Anna Hazzare .

We need to remain united  and back Anna Hazzare team to get the graft prepared and passed in parliament. Sometimes to win a war we need to do wrong and support wrong and seek helps from wrong doers.  Mahabharat   war was clear example of this fact . Bhagwan Krishan suggested so many deceits and made the pandavas to use the lie and traps to defeat Kauravas .
To defeat united corrupt politicians of India , we need to use all kind of alliances  , there is no harm . DON'T get distracted by congress's tactics which they learnt from Pakistan and Britishers . :)

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Secret for happy married life... it works ;)


A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a   peaceful &
loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret
of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to
the bottom on the canyon by hors
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly
said, 'That's once'."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from
her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment to the horse, while I was
shouting; she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.
..............and we lived happily ever after."


A young man wished to marry the farmer's beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked him over and said,

"Son, go stand out in that field. I'm going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you can marry my daughter."

The young man stood in the pasture awaiting the first bull.

The barn door opened and out ran the biggest, meanest-looking bull he had ever seen. He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let the bull pass through the pasture out the back gate.

The barn door opened again. Unbelievable. He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life. It stood pawing the ground, grunting, slinging slobber as it eyed him. Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice than this one. He ran to the fence and let the bull pass through the pasture, out the back gate.

The door opened a third time. A smile came across his face. This was the weakest, scrawniest little bull he had ever seen. This one was his bull. As the bull came running by, he positioned himself just right and jumped at just the exact moment. He grabbed... but the bull had no tail!

Life is full of opportunities. Some will be easy to take advantage of, some will be difficult. But once we let them pass (often in hopes of something better), those opportunities may never again be available.

So always grab the first opportunity.

Boyfriends vs Girl Friends

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

 Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are you confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams come closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:

* % just a friend % *
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).

* % Good Friend % *
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that but I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa eventually calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

* % Very good friend % *
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl, she will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone. Basically, she wants to talk to you and you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore and yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(

* % Best Friend % *
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you and don't be mistaken, You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee Rahul, you pay. I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).

* % Best of the Bestest Friends % *
Ok now you are really special, You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything, Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments.
You are allowed to take her doggie around.
You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).
But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 5 times the salary you earn and has a posh flat in an up class area.

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Rahul, he is my bestest friend".

Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

* % Boyfriend %*
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!

For all Rahul type guys? Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta and about Maya? and about Tina also?

This will open Shilpa's eyes!!!!

Send it to boys to improve their Knowledge bank :)

Send it to girls who want to live in reality and won't mind laughing at this :)

Friday, 8 April 2011

10 things to know about Anna Hazare and Lok Pal Bill

Let’s at least pass the Message on and enlighten ppl on what is the Importance of this Anna Hazare’s Hunger Strike….. !!!!!!!!!

1. Who is Anna Hazare?

An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War

2. What's so special about him?

He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra

3. So what?

This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind mills.

In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of the richest village in India. It has become a model for self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.

4. Ok,...?

This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a known figure for his social activities.

5. Really, what is he fighting for?

He is supporting a cause, the amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.

6. How that can be possible?

He is advocating for a Bil, The Lok Pal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS) accountable for their deeds.

8. It's an entirely new thing right..?

In 1972, the bill was proposed by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to suit thier theft (corruption).

7. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time?

The first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward and announce that the bill is going to be passed.

Next, they make a joint committee to DRAFT the LOK PAL BILL. 50% goverment participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.

8. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed?

A LokPal will be appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge, say like the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has been going for last 25 years without any result.

9. Is he alone? Whoelse is there in the fight with Anna Hazare?

Baba Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activist Swami Agnivesh, RTI activist Arvind Kejriwal and many more.

Prominent personalities like Aamir Khan is supporting his cause.

10. Ok, got it. What can I do?

At least we can spread the message. How?

Putting status message, links, video, changing profile pics.

At least we can support Anna Hazare and the cause for uprooting corruption from India.

At least we can hope that his Hunger Strike does not go in vain.

At least we can pray for his good health.